September232014

disneyawesomesause:

letsrunawaytodisney:

Combat Carl is my favorite disney character

Best 30 minutes of my life

(Source: kpfun, via sociallyawkwardhufflepuff)

12PM

firstfanette:

If you go against Magnussen, then you will find yourself going against me.

Okay. I’ll let you know if I notice.

Mycroft’s rage. So controlled. It’s beautiful.

(Source: northernbluetwo, via mycroftisthequeenofengland)

12PM

petitedeath:

bonerfart:

soaply:

*upper middle class fucker voice* But you have [one nice thing] so how are you poor 

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never forget, that this is a real screen shot.

(via sociallyawkwardhufflepuff)

12PM

wonderlandiful:

slopeseologist:

wonderlandiful:

slopeseologist:

vivalaglamourpuss:

an important factual presentation by me

All the facts.

wait, there was even an argument in the first place? Like I know there’s no argument but if someone wants to slide me some sort of academic controversy I’m sick in bed and need to read something. Other than the Elizabeth Taylor white washing in the movies, did people actually think the Egyptians were white?

Well Ridley Scott is making aovie about Moses and everyone in it is white and when I was laughing about it people were like “not everyone in Egypt was black I’m sure some of them were white it’s not unrealistic for Moses and pharaoh to be white”
and I was too dumbstruck to even do anything

Oh God I forgot that movie existed and here I was enjoying life

haha I know right. so terrible

(Source: ithinkyoufoundsomething, via sociallyawkwardhufflepuff)

12PM

Kenny Succumbs to Boat Madness

  • Clem: [In-game] Luke will help us.
  • The Boatmaster: [In-game] When, after that crazy fuck's killed us all?!
  • Pat: Hopefully you!
  • Matt: Oh my God...
  • Pat: You didn't change at all!
  • Matt: Yeah... It's like, you're not talking about the boat but...
  • Pat: He might as well be... I can see the boat in your eyes!
  • Matt: Just a gleam behind his eyes.
  • Pat: The gleam of madness is boat-shaped!
  • Matt: BOAT FEVER.
12PM

Pat Uncovers the Secret of Writers Writing

  • Carver: [In-game] You don't wanna test me, girl! I'll pass every time.
  • Pat: Not until I kill you.
  • Matt: That's a pretty good line though: "don't test me, I'll pass every time"? I've never heard it before.
  • Pat: It's almost like a writer wrote it.
  • Matt: It's almost like he sat down and was like "what can the cool guy say here?!"
12PM

The Rise of Boat McSon

  • Matt: Kenny, will you ever stop kneeling at the foot of your god: Boat McSon?!
  • Pat: He's our aquatic tormentor!
  • Matt: HOW MUCH DO YOU WANT TO RIDE ON ME, KENNY? WILL YOU SACRIFICE EVERYONE?
  • Pat: YEEES.
  • Matt: FOR A RIDE ON MY GLORIOUS BOAT DONG.
  • Pat: ...Gettin' a little weird there now.
  • Matt: NOOO.
12PM

rpgtrash:

ME WHEN PAT AND MATT KNOW HOW EMOTIONALLY IMMATURE SARAH IS AND THEY ARE STILL PATIENT AND NICE TO HER

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(via thebestfriendszaibatsu)

12PM

dajo42:

dajo42:

fun science fact: bees dont actually buzz theyre just going “beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee” because theyre excited to be a bee

wasps, however, have no concept of excitement and are beings of pure despair

(via sociallyawkwardhufflepuff)

12PM
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