- Clem: [In-game] Luke will help us.
- The Boatmaster: [In-game] When, after that crazy fuck's killed us all?!
- Pat: Hopefully you!
- Matt: Oh my God...
- Pat: You didn't change at all!
- Matt: Yeah... It's like, you're not talking about the boat but...
- Pat: He might as well be... I can see the boat in your eyes!
- Matt: Just a gleam behind his eyes.
- Pat: The gleam of madness is boat-shaped!
- Matt: BOAT FEVER.
- Carver: [In-game] You don't wanna test me, girl! I'll pass every time.
- Pat: Not until I kill you.
- Matt: That's a pretty good line though: "don't test me, I'll pass every time"? I've never heard it before.
- Pat: It's almost like a writer wrote it.
- Matt: It's almost like he sat down and was like "what can the cool guy say here?!"
- Matt: Kenny, will you ever stop kneeling at the foot of your god: Boat McSon?!
- Pat: He's our aquatic tormentor!
- Matt: HOW MUCH DO YOU WANT TO RIDE ON ME, KENNY? WILL YOU SACRIFICE EVERYONE?
- Pat: YEEES.
- Matt: FOR A RIDE ON MY GLORIOUS BOAT DONG.
- Pat: ...Gettin' a little weird there now.
- Matt: NOOO.
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